a-wild-eviee-appears:

trying to go on tumblr at school.

(Source: trynsave, via n0t-urbabe)

Timestamp: 1398008526

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via laughter-is-magical)

hate:

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

(via estebanjulioricardomdelarosarmrz)

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"Us Against the World?" "Always."

Timestamp: 1397975899

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

image

ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty, via pizza)

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

(via lmaoalien)

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker, via pizza)

nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

(via pagingme)

mirahxox:

Roses are red 
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face

uhhh…yes plz

(Source: tits-n-t4ts, via gabrihella69)

Me gusta la luna, es tan linda. Me encanta mirarla por las noches, ya que en algún minuto tú la mirarás y sin querer, estaremos haciendo algo juntos.

marianarzola:

puta-sociedad-de-mierda:

dentrotuyo:

m-o-n-r-o-ecu:

ME FUÍ A LA CHUCHA

talkingtothemoon

conchetumare…

Ö/ ❤️

(Source: psicodelia-mental, via lifes-ajourneyy)

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via ayoojordan1810)

  • one part of the star trek fandom: *deep and philosophical and creates painfully thought-out tags and graphics and gifs*
  • other part of the star trek fandom: sET PHASERS TO HELLA RAD

itsnosecretimanangel:

alphets:

This used to come on Disney.

Lmao

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Timestamp: 1397966893