"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.
We don’t talk about it
ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her
Roses are red
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face
Me gusta la luna, es tan linda. Me encanta mirarla por las noches, ya que en algún minuto tú la mirarás y sin querer, estaremos haciendo algo juntos.
ME FUÍ A LA CHUCHA
- one part of the star trek fandom: *deep and philosophical and creates painfully thought-out tags and graphics and gifs*
- other part of the star trek fandom: sET PHASERS TO HELLA RAD